Jeeto (angrily): I can't believe it, you forgot my birthday again. How can you do this? Santa: How can you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look older. Jeeto cleared her throat, smiled and asked surprisingly, "Jaanu Sachi"!
Shaadi Mein Santa bahut der se khana kha raha tha...kisi ne pucha, kab tak khaoge? Santa: Main toh khud pareshan hoon.....par card me likha hai, . . . "Dinner 7-12 PM!"
Banta: Jo Log Hamesha Office Mein Overtime Karte Hain, Kya Woh Sabse Mehnati Hai? Santa: Nahi, Ya Toh Woh Biwi Se Tang Hain Ya Woh Office Mein Kisi Ke Sang Hain!
Santa: Let me see your report card. Pappu: I don't have it. Santa: Why not? Pappu: My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.
Pappu returns from school and says he got an 'F' in Maths. 'Why?' asks his father? The teacher asked, "How much is 2x3 and I said 6, replies Pappu. Santa: But that's right! Yeah, but then she asked me, "How much is 3x2?", adds Pappu. "What's the f**king difference?" asks Santa. Pappu: That's what I said!
Sign of Changing Times: Santa to Pappu: Son, Success is when Signature turns into Autograph. Pappu: No Dad, Success is when, Signature turns into Black Label!